Jessica Simpson as Dazzler?

[retro_eidas]

Yeah... I read the rumor ages ago on Dark Horizons too, but now Cinescape is reporting it as thus...

And a week later Dark Horizons story has landed in The Irish Examiner. That paper now reports the Simpson/X-MEN 3 rumor -- except they say she has "landed" a role in X3. Quoting a source, the paper reports "They will possibly give her a small role in X-MEN 3 as a lounge-singer to introduce the character of Dazzler."

All I have to say is, if the above is true, it better be very small, quick and quiet. Jessica Simpson? Dazzler? X3? :cringes: Let's all hope The Irish Examiner is very wrong.

A little editing because SHH is now reporting...
Jessica Simpson has NOT been cast in X3. Let's hope it *stays* this way!

Comments

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

When I read the rumor ages ago, they were mentioning Britney Spears' name.

*cringes*

Why can't they just expand Jubilee's part? Dazzler's so unnecessary. :-P

[eido.livejournal.com]

I guess they want to expand the soundtrack to include total crap. Rah for them! ::hopes the rumors for X3 start getting better than the above::

I did read a little newsbite at SHH today... something about Danger Room and Wolvie. That's the kind of rumors I want to hear about. Wolvie anything would be more reassuring.

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

I did read a little newsbite at SHH today... something about Danger Room and Wolvie. That's the kind of rumors I want to hear about.

Mmmm...yeah. That's more like it. Wolvie training in the Danger Room, sweatin', flexing his muscles (he'd have to be shirtless, of course)... Why can't the movie be all Wolvie?

Wolvie anything would be more reassuring.

Well, I did hear an (unconfirmed by Hugh) rumor that he's signed to play Wolvie for 3 more films. WooHugh!!!

[eido.livejournal.com]

he'd have to be shirtless, of course

He can have lasers and shit shooting at him from all directions but shirtlessness is a must. My $9 is theirs. Not that they won't have it anyway. "X-Men" (and that leather) has made me their bitch.

I did hear an (unconfirmed by Hugh) rumor that he's signed to play Wolvie for 3 more films.

::rubs buddha next to desk... Wolverine (and Rogue) global-search-for-past road-trip spin-off movie... por favor::

[arquiloren.livejournal.com]

Wolverine (and Rogue) global-search-for-past road-trip spin-off movie

Now why aren't you working with the X-Men writers? *g*