Jessica Simpson as Dazzler?

[retro_eidas]

Yeah... I read the rumor ages ago on Dark Horizons too, but now Cinescape is reporting it as thus...

And a week later Dark Horizons story has landed in The Irish Examiner. That paper now reports the Simpson/X-MEN 3 rumor -- except they say she has "landed" a role in X3. Quoting a source, the paper reports "They will possibly give her a small role in X-MEN 3 as a lounge-singer to introduce the character of Dazzler."

All I have to say is, if the above is true, it better be very small, quick and quiet. Jessica Simpson? Dazzler? X3? :cringes: Let's all hope The Irish Examiner is very wrong.

A little editing because SHH is now reporting...
Jessica Simpson has NOT been cast in X3. Let's hope it *stays* this way!

Comments

[eido.livejournal.com]

he'd have to be shirtless, of course

He can have lasers and shit shooting at him from all directions but shirtlessness is a must. My $9 is theirs. Not that they won't have it anyway. "X-Men" (and that leather) has made me their bitch.

I did hear an (unconfirmed by Hugh) rumor that he's signed to play Wolvie for 3 more films.

::rubs buddha next to desk... Wolverine (and Rogue) global-search-for-past road-trip spin-off movie... por favor::

[arquiloren.livejournal.com]

Wolverine (and Rogue) global-search-for-past road-trip spin-off movie

Now why aren't you working with the X-Men writers? *g*