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A friend sent this to me...

Top 100 Do's and Don'ts for Evil Overlords

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. heeee

And on a similar vein (or not).

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6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

It's utterly frustrating how supposedly smart villains always waste time by talking too much, posing, enjoying a certain view, answering questions or killing someone before the heroes.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'', I will say "Oh well'' and kill her.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

LMAO!

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Oh. I wouldn't mind being on a mindless trance for a while. *g*

I like your new layout, btw.

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Oh. I wouldn't mind being on a mindless trance for a while. *g*

You'll mind greatly when your ass starts spreading out over the chair. ;)

I like your new layout, btw.

Gracias. I was getting tired of the blue.