6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
It's utterly frustrating how supposedly smart villains always waste time by talking too much, posing, enjoying a certain view, answering questions or killing someone before the heroes.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'', I will say "Oh well'' and kill her.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
LMAO!
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
Oh. I wouldn't mind being on a mindless trance for a while. *g*
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Date: 2004-02-02 02:09 am (UTC)It's utterly frustrating how supposedly smart villains always waste time by talking too much, posing, enjoying a certain view, answering questions or killing someone before the heroes.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'', I will say "Oh well'' and kill her.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
LMAO!
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
Oh. I wouldn't mind being on a mindless trance for a while. *g*
I like your new layout, btw.