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Wife y/n? If she is

Handpr0n, but not just any old handpr0n... Doctor/MASTER handpr0n. Add that to the *Never Thought I'd See That EVAR* things which seem to be rather long in this ep.

OH! How he grins at her here (itz love I says!! Love he won't show in words, but the important teeth of non-cannibal verification do!! And that's all that matters). That be a cheshire grin of sexxorz, that is, if I ever saw one. He even did the wiggly fingers at her inviting her into handpr0n (which he'd done to Rose back in "Christmas Invasion").

Notice how Jack isn't subtle here. AT ALL. But this is why we love him.

And the reliable deus ex machina FAILS. Had to cap that for posterity (and hawtness).

Also for posterity.
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Date: 2007-06-17 03:25 am (UTC)because I've only be rewatching the last fifteen minutes over and over again."Saxon" seems a lot less adverse to the whole diddling (and killing) of humans thing (even - or especially - if they be companion-types). Dude, I wonder if they have (half Time Lordy) chil'runs? Chil'runs of TEH EVOL (Folks seem prone on making Jack some product of Time Lord horny, so... Jack=Master's son??). I think he's totally diddling Ms. Dexter too and any number of interns.
*covets fic*
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Date: 2007-06-17 04:08 am (UTC)And all I can think is, Claudius/The Master and the Doctor are holding hands and somehow everything is right in the universe.
Those last 15 min... I had to restrain myself and watch the whole thing to catch things. It wasn't easy.
But after that the forward/backwards/freeze frame were ABUSED*covets fic*
Quite right too. I'm picturing Saxon, his mind mojo and a canonical harem stealing all the human womenz from the Doctor.
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Date: 2007-06-17 04:12 am (UTC)*wibbles* I don't think you should be allowed to say things like that and not back it up with fic!
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Date: 2007-06-17 04:24 am (UTC)then smite meno subject
Date: 2007-06-18 06:45 am (UTC)Smiley Doctor for Martha=YAYS!
Pic #4, bwah! I can't believe I missed that. Hee. Oh, Jack...
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Date: 2007-06-19 01:33 am (UTC)It's pretty easy for me to picture the Master as a remorseless libertine. Picking up some poor trophy wife to help him in his image and have some fun with but when the revolution comes ditching her ass when he's gotten what he wanted. Then again, perhaps she's fully aware of his alieness and doesn't care, just as long as she gets her fair share of the glory when he gets it. Perhaps not unlike the mutually cruel and convenient relationship between Lazarus and Lady Thaw (not so much based on love, it seems, as much as opportunism)?
Or he has one hell of a fetish (in other words, she's a slab or some automaton of some kind. Not human).
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Date: 2007-06-18 03:07 pm (UTC)Well, that would be kind of awesome. Can Time Lords even procreate with humans? All the interspecies stuff?
Maybe the wife's just for show and really she's an alien in diguise. O.o
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Date: 2007-06-19 01:37 am (UTC)Well there was this whole thing with looms and asexual reproduction in the spin-off novels because Time Lords couldn't procreate the old fashioned way as one would say. According to Lungbarrow (so not technically canon, but let's run with it a mo), Leela gets pregnant by Andred (a Time Lord). Considering Rusty giving the Doctor many a human trait compared to the old skool, I suppose I probably wouldn't be surprised in the New Who a Time Lord could knock-up a human.
Although are we certain Saxon is "Time Lord" or perhaps chameleon arched again (but retained his memories)? According to John Smith's Could-Have-Been visions with Joan, he apparently could have knocked her up.
Maybe the wife's just for show and really she's an alien in diguise. O.o
A slab?