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Wife y/n? If she is

Handpr0n, but not just any old handpr0n... Doctor/MASTER handpr0n. Add that to the *Never Thought I'd See That EVAR* things which seem to be rather long in this ep.

OH! How he grins at her here (itz love I says!! Love he won't show in words, but the important teeth of non-cannibal verification do!! And that's all that matters). That be a cheshire grin of sexxorz, that is, if I ever saw one. He even did the wiggly fingers at her inviting her into handpr0n (which he'd done to Rose back in "Christmas Invasion").

Notice how Jack isn't subtle here. AT ALL. But this is why we love him.

And the reliable deus ex machina FAILS. Had to cap that for posterity (and hawtness).

Also for posterity.