Dream Team.... only if your dreams suck

[retro_eidas]

So the invincible men's Dream Team lost to Lithuania. Heh. The novelty has worn off gentlemen, next time make sure you have a few guys on your team that can actually shoot the damn three pointers, then maybe you can win that moniker back. God forbid the world sees how really overpaid and overrated y'all are.

Here's a Dream Team... if you live in Atlantis... it's like Team Namor or something. And here's Superman. I have to say, I'd probably rather see him in the blue tights than Tom Welling.

Can anyone give me a reason to keep watching the Olympics now that swimming is over? Anyone? [/crickets]

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[ter369.livejournal.com]

I snortle at your icon, for it is too too funny.

[a-caged-heart.livejournal.com]

I personally am waiting for the horse-shoe finals, and of course everyone's favorite, spitting for distance. I hear now that the Russian spitter has been sent home for failing a drug test, the US may actually have a chance in this one. Oh, and I forgot about Lawn Darts and Bocce Ball too. I missed the thumb wrestling events, and man am I bummed about that.

Seriously, where did all these "sports" come from anyway? If I have to see one more beach volleyball match, I will jump out the window.

Well, maybe I'll watch the closing ceremonies....maybe.

[eido.livejournal.com]

heee Which one? My Voldemort icon or my current Tar-Covered Thorpedo icon? I admit, the Tar-Thorpe makes me giggle... but not because I think it's funny.

[ter369.livejournal.com]

Tar-Thorpe looks like it mocks Halle Berry as Catwoman, which was so many fandoms mocked in one that I had to snortle.

[eido.livejournal.com]

Seriously, where did all these "sports" come from anyway?

LOL! Word. Badminton? Olympic ping pong? Seriously. They need to draw the line somewhere. At least the summer olympics doesn't have curling. I mean...all those times I slid my baby bro along my mom's freshly waxed kitchen floor when I was a kid... I could have been a champion "curler" in the making and never realized it! Thus my olympic dreams are dashed. *snorts*

If I have to see one more beach volleyball match, I will jump out the window.

Like ping pong, I'd rather play it then watch it.

Bring back swimming damn it. Hot wet bodies in tight outfits. What more do you need?

[eido.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. It mocks her thoroughly. He's there. Totally stationary... yet giving off more the primal sex vibes than Halle could muster licking Ben Bratt's face or whatever the hell else supposedly "cat"-like she was doing in that farce. If Hoogenhottie (http://photobucket.com/albums/v398/Texas-Gal/Pieter%20van%20den%20Hoogenband/) were there with him? Forget about it!

The whole "Catwoman" thing makes me a little sad too. Will there *ever* be any good superheroine movies? Ever? I'm not even a CW fan really, but it's amazing how Hollywood can totally screw the pooch on something. Maybe it's best they don't attempt anymore superheroine movies. ::remains very cautiously optimistic for the Aeon Flux movie - the makings of totally cool or Halle's CW revisited::

[a-caged-heart.livejournal.com]

Well, I did like it better in the old days when they had the barely-there speedos on. I used to hold my breath hoping one of them would lose a suit on a dive. Never happened. I'm still dubious about these newfangled ultra sleek suits. Not that they don't look good mind you, but...I'm guess I'm old school when it comes to swimming.

Oh joy, more Beach Volleyball today. *sigh*

And I admit, while growing up near the border with Canada, I used to watch curling via canadian TV. *blush* But I made up for it by also watching Aussie Rules Football on ESPN, so it all balances out in the end...doesn't it?

[eido.livejournal.com]

I'm still dubious about these newfangled ultra sleek suits.

I presume they do work considering how widespread they're used now. Although it almost seems part function and fashion. I guess there aren't any lone guns out there who want to be the lone skimpy bikini speedo wearer when everyone else is wearing the fastsuits and jammers. Although it does seem Phelpsie does all in his power to laugh in the face of gravity... I just wonder when gravity will have the last laugh.

The suits offer other giggliness considering they're rather difficult to put on and take off alone. You can sometimes see teammates / fellow swimmers helping each other unzip. Fairly innocent, but also a nice touch of orgyrific. ;)