Jessica Simpson as Dazzler?

[retro_eidas]

Yeah... I read the rumor ages ago on Dark Horizons too, but now Cinescape is reporting it as thus...

And a week later Dark Horizons story has landed in The Irish Examiner. That paper now reports the Simpson/X-MEN 3 rumor -- except they say she has "landed" a role in X3. Quoting a source, the paper reports "They will possibly give her a small role in X-MEN 3 as a lounge-singer to introduce the character of Dazzler."

All I have to say is, if the above is true, it better be very small, quick and quiet. Jessica Simpson? Dazzler? X3? :cringes: Let's all hope The Irish Examiner is very wrong.

A little editing because SHH is now reporting...
Jessica Simpson has NOT been cast in X3. Let's hope it *stays* this way!

Comments

[arquiloren.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who Dazzler is except for an X-Men cartoon episode I saw, but even if she's a completely irrelevant character, Jessica has *nothing* to do with that.

Let her keep playing the blonde airhead and get her a The Not Newlyweds Anymore show so she can keep confusing chicken with buffalo and thinking buffalos have wings. Do NOT let her mess with X-Men.
Is all I ask.

[eido.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is what was on this supposed audition tape she apparently sent to Fox? Clips from "Not-Newlyweds" and her dead eyes rambling about how Chicken of the Sea isn't chicken and Buffalo Wings is everso confusingly chicken? Maybe she sent a few clips of that vid where she's dancing in front of the green screen, supercheap ass CGI flying around her and she's wearing that ugly tight leather get-up ... maybe 'shopped some X's on it to prove her place on the team? ::gags::