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[retro_eidas]

So, Twilight. It would hardly be exclusive to this series, but can someone explain to me how something can be at once so atrocious, you know full well of the atrocious as it is there right in your face, yet once you pick it up you somehow just. can't. stop? Is it the trainwreck factor? So Horrible You Can't Help But Gawk thing? I don't know, maybe it's just my own faulty mind, but I'd have really thought I'd had my fill of gratuitous, published fan fiction after The Da Vinci Code from the NYT bestseller list. I was apparently wrong.

mrstater, I'm quite certain this whole thing has traumatized me. Although I vow to you if I ever mention "Rpattz" seriously ever? You're more than welcome to come right up here and shoot me. A lot.

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[calapine.livejournal.com]

Ah dunno, but I'm poking around that trainwreck right now and I Cannot Stop; think I may be getting an allergic reaction to the word "chuckled."

[eido.livejournal.com]

I'm certain there must be a drinking game for these books somewhere. Like every time someone says "chuckled", take a shot. Every time Bella trips, mentions how clumsy she is or injured herself due to clumsiness, take a shot and a Vicodin. Every time Bella mentions she's in total and utter despair because Edward isn't around her, take two shots and some heroin.

Have you gotten to that "meadow" bit yet? Oh the lolarity.