#34? Kiss my ass VH1

[retro_eidas]

I was watching "100 Hottest Hotties" on VH1 earlier today (Yeah. Shut up.). According to their discerning wisdom, Hugh is only hotter than 33 other celebrities. Tom Cruise, Pam Anderson, J. Lo's ass (as it was listed), Demi Moore and Denise Richards are all apparently hotter then him. Heh.

Of course, I suppose things could be worse. He could be #79... like Orlando Bloom. And somewhere out there, several dozen teenage girls' heads explode.

At least Viggo was #10 and Johnny Depp #5. They're not completely blind and/or retarded... ok, nevermind, they are... but everyone can have a lucky break (or two).

Comments

[misskatherine.livejournal.com]

Don't blame me for the boobie song! It's not my fault it's so damn catchy. ;p

[eido.livejournal.com]

But the song has been in my head since I read it in your LJ you evil, evil "FATTY COW" you! And then I was listening to it when I was reading DD's most recent stalknista thread (because, yeah, I have the song. Shut up again)... then I saw Khaki's booty bounce icon (which - sweartagawd - moves in the rhythm of that song). It's like one big shaking-tail-feather conspiracy.

[misskatherine.livejournal.com]

Damn right! It's better than yours!

[eido.livejournal.com]

But you have to charge.

[tylergrrls.livejournal.com]

LUCY LIU WAS NUMBER 93!!!

*is in shock*

She is so hot! And so is Kiera Knightly. I think they are on total crack. :p

We're watching it right now. :p

-Bree

[eido.livejournal.com]

Keira "I should be Emma Frost" Knightley should be higher no doubt (Bend it like Beckham indeed). I don't think my lovely Michael Vartypants even made the list. I don't remember seeing him. The charlatans! Hottest hotties - while passing some VH1 fame test too undoubtedly. Tom Cruise isn't hotter than Hugh, but he has been in about a dozen popcorn movies and has been vying for the Oscar-pandering films for sometime. "Kate & Leopold" might not be "The Last Samurai", but damn... Hugh can work period so (SO) much better. Much for the fact he isn't totally runty.

[chicklet25.livejournal.com]

Demi Moore and Denise Richards hotter than Hugh and Orlando?? NOT IN THIS LIFETIME! Ijits.

*returns to LJ-surfing*