glitter rainbow vamps

So, Twilight. It would hardly be exclusive to this series, but can someone explain to me how something can be at once so atrocious, you know full well of the atrocious as it is there right in your face, yet once you pick it up you somehow just. can't. stop? Is it the trainwreck factor? So Horrible You Can't Help But Gawk thing? I don't know, maybe it's just my own faulty mind, but I'd have really thought I'd had my fill of gratuitous, published fan fiction after The Da Vinci Code from the NYT bestseller list. I was apparently wrong.

mrstater, I'm quite certain this whole thing has traumatized me. Although I vow to you if I ever mention "Rpattz" seriously ever? You're more than welcome to come right up here and shoot me. A lot.