Guide for prospecting ex-pats

I'd be laughing at this, if my primary desire wasn't to simply crawl into the fetal position under my desk and weep profusely.

Harper's offers a guide for those considering getting the fuck out of Jesusland. ( And I'm copying it here, because I can. God Bless the UnJesuslandian. )

Sars at tomatonation.com has a more uplifting, less escapist, solution for the disillusioned (entry at the bottom). I admit, running away isn't much of an option ... but it's looking mighty tempting these days.