Even if it doesn't work someone really needs to write the fic.

I would be one to totally jump in the crack head first with this especially if not for Ten/Martha's meeting. It was (sadly) more unsuspiciously coincidental than suspiciously coincidental, y? Not to say it might not have been some elaborate set up c/o "You Are Not Alone" and their diabolic geniusing, but ... it's crack minus more evidences (even the (m)Preg's got more).