This summer... the city is full of rats

[retro_eidas]

Someone over at Fametracker said this movie is going to suck so hard it's going to tear a hole in the space-time continuum. No argument from me there.

The "Catwoman" trailer?

::chortles:: BWAH!!

::watches kitty-fied Halle stuff her face with sushi (because cats like the fish... teee heee)::

Mein gott.

::watches again in horror::

::watches kitty-litter!Halle in Frederick's/Catwoman get-up lick her lips after drinking cream "straight up"::

Although this trailer does make every ass line Storm ever said in the XMM look like frickin' Tolstoy in comparison. At least that's something good come out of this debauchery. Still...

BURN HER ANYWAY!!! I'm never getting those brain cells back... yet... train wreck.

How can it be possible that the actual trailer is WORSE than that embarrassing Eartha Kitt impersonating clip of her threatening to lick Oprah for her birthday?

Halle Berry needs a god damn clunker movie intervention. Put the bad scripts DOWN Halle and STEP AWAY! Although, I think I understand that need for that cat-slut attire now. You'd have to be into the masochism to go to this movie, so she just dressed accordingly. She will whip us ALL with the awfulness. Meeeeoooowwwwww. *HISS HISS SCRATCH SCRATCH*